This is your first warning DO NOT FUCK WITH ME

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Leathergoose8 on January 5th, 2019 at 19:37 UTC »

You should see what car parks in that parking spot tomorrow and leave them a note saying you have their license plate number now too and if anything happens to your car you’ll know who to point the cops to.

FIipYap on January 5th, 2019 at 20:30 UTC »

That is a demerit. Three demerits and you'll receive a citation. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll recieve a verbal warning. Keep it up and you're looking at a written warning. Two, of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary reveiw, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immeadiate superior.

Edit: What’s the ‘S’ that has appeared next to my name? Is it a Sitation?

TJR_JRT_1984 on January 5th, 2019 at 20:36 UTC »

Your ‘first warning’.

Cool. How many do you get?

5 years later...

‘Look,I’m really pissed off now. This is your 1825th warning now.’