In high school, my dad came to pick me up after a party and I had a feeling my clothes stunk so I grabbed a bunch of pine needles and started rubbing them into my shirt. When I got in the car my dad said "why do you smell like weed and pine needles?"
Percevaul on January 4th, 2019 at 10:26 UTC »
Just make sure to give them a solid good morning handshake as well. Keep this up for a few years and you'll be fine!
jamesd1100 on January 4th, 2019 at 11:52 UTC »
Stole that joke hard lmao
unclegnome on January 4th, 2019 at 13:15 UTC »
In high school, my dad came to pick me up after a party and I had a feeling my clothes stunk so I grabbed a bunch of pine needles and started rubbing them into my shirt. When I got in the car my dad said "why do you smell like weed and pine needles?"