One of these blood pressure measures shows you an ad. You can’t skip it, and you are locked in by your arm.

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image showing One of these blood pressure measures shows you an ad. You can’t skip it, and you are locked in by your arm.

Sports911 on December 31st, 2018 at 09:14 UTC »

That is truly an asshole design.. anything to make a buck.

reallydunnodood on December 31st, 2018 at 09:28 UTC »

Okay this is some dystopian shit right here.

Ultravioletgray on December 31st, 2018 at 10:08 UTC »

Please state your name for your government issued tattoo ID.

"Yeah, I'm not sure if..."

You have stated your name as 'not sure', is this correct?

"No, it's not!"

You have confirmed your first name as 'not' please confirm your surname is 'sure'.

"No it's not!"

Error, you have already confirmed your first name is 'not', please confirm that your surname is 'sure'.

"No, it's not sure!"

Confirmed. Please wait while you are issued your tattoo, you may notice some discomfort.