I was on a train with my bike (in the bike carriage) and this guy was making a fuss about it and taking about how bikes shouldn't be allowed on trains. He then said "you've got wheels, why don't you cycle".
I replied "you've got legs, why don't you walk".
I was shaking with adrenaline the rest of the ride home as it would normally take me hours to come up with that response.
Edit: it seems some people may be confused and assume the bloke in my story was also disabled, he was not and walked off up the train after this conversation. The original post just reminded me of my incident.
I had a friend in high school that snorted when she laughed. Some dick and his basic girlfriend took made pig noses and mocked her once and and I shot back with "it's cute when a piglet does it (she was petite/smaller) but not when it's a bunch of pigs."
My bitch grandmother was getting a haircut and she was shitty to the girl who was cutting her hair from the time she waltzed in to the last snip of hair.
One look at the final reveal had my grandmother seething. The stylist asked how she liked her cut and Nana snarks, "I guess they don't teach you hair dressers as good as they used to."
The stylist snaps back with, "I must not be good at old lady hair".
mattmu13 on December 28th, 2018 at 03:40 UTC »
I was on a train with my bike (in the bike carriage) and this guy was making a fuss about it and taking about how bikes shouldn't be allowed on trains. He then said "you've got wheels, why don't you cycle".
I replied "you've got legs, why don't you walk".
I was shaking with adrenaline the rest of the ride home as it would normally take me hours to come up with that response.
Edit: it seems some people may be confused and assume the bloke in my story was also disabled, he was not and walked off up the train after this conversation. The original post just reminded me of my incident.
GrogbeardTheFearsome on December 28th, 2018 at 04:14 UTC »
I had a friend in high school that snorted when she laughed. Some dick and his basic girlfriend took made pig noses and mocked her once and and I shot back with "it's cute when a piglet does it (she was petite/smaller) but not when it's a bunch of pigs."
AppalachiaVaudeville on December 28th, 2018 at 04:16 UTC »
My bitch grandmother was getting a haircut and she was shitty to the girl who was cutting her hair from the time she waltzed in to the last snip of hair.
One look at the final reveal had my grandmother seething. The stylist asked how she liked her cut and Nana snarks, "I guess they don't teach you hair dressers as good as they used to."
The stylist snaps back with, "I must not be good at old lady hair".
It was great.