My son asked the elf to bring him a Nintendo switch. He found this in his stocking this morning and was sorely disappointed. He is now drawing a picture for the elf, trying to help him know what he really wanted.
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
Jack Handey
Edit: Holy shit, popped my Gold cherry...thank you Jack Handey and kind stranger!
old_skul on December 14th, 2018 at 15:49 UTC »
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
Jack Handey
Edit: Holy shit, popped my Gold cherry...thank you Jack Handey and kind stranger!
Azozel on December 14th, 2018 at 16:07 UTC »
"Tell me, when did your trust issues start?"
WoOowee1324 on December 14th, 2018 at 17:12 UTC »
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