In order to get across I think I'd have to lay down and crawl slowly so the ice spikes don't kill my knees. I would take my car key and my wallet tool and use them to chip into the ice and pull myself forward. The cold on my stomach and chest would probably force me to alternate between breast stroke and back-stroking my way across. By now I'm wet and cold, the voices of my friends on the other side calling me a pussy fall on deaf ears. I've become one with the frozen landscape and I trudge on peak after peak, valley after valley...
satanic-octopus on December 8th, 2018 at 05:25 UTC »
That shit is the fucking worst when you're trying to push a stroller
Kraphtuos968 on December 8th, 2018 at 05:35 UTC »
In order to get across I think I'd have to lay down and crawl slowly so the ice spikes don't kill my knees. I would take my car key and my wallet tool and use them to chip into the ice and pull myself forward. The cold on my stomach and chest would probably force me to alternate between breast stroke and back-stroking my way across. By now I'm wet and cold, the voices of my friends on the other side calling me a pussy fall on deaf ears. I've become one with the frozen landscape and I trudge on peak after peak, valley after valley...
gaarnaar on December 8th, 2018 at 06:05 UTC »
It's very beautiful, but you wouldn't catch me dead trying to drive across ice like that.