PizzasarusRex on December 6th, 2018 at 14:28 UTC »
I ruined my parents VCR when I was a kid cuz I thought it was hungry. I poured milk and Cheerios in where the video tape went in and out.
OrangePython117 on December 6th, 2018 at 16:10 UTC »
The Enrichment Center reminds you that your Wii will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that your Wii does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
hardgeeklife on December 6th, 2018 at 16:28 UTC »
If Futurama taught me anything, machines only want alcohol.