In the end, nobody saw it coming... Until everybody saw them coming. Vast, blotting out the sun, their moos shaking the foundations of our cities. And their teeth, bigger than buildings, constantly masticating. Grinding our society into ever smaller pieces. When the world fell under the mighty hooves of the Gigacows, erstwhile enemies huddled together in their last moments, reminded too late of their shared humanity.
(I'm sorry I can only interpretat news in apocalyptic by now.)
ThorVonHammerdong on November 30th, 2018 at 17:54 UTC »
I, for one, welcome our new beefy overlords.
TheXProctologist on November 30th, 2018 at 18:47 UTC »
Fuck yea! Manitoba for the win!
CubistChameleon on November 30th, 2018 at 19:19 UTC »
In the end, nobody saw it coming... Until everybody saw them coming. Vast, blotting out the sun, their moos shaking the foundations of our cities. And their teeth, bigger than buildings, constantly masticating. Grinding our society into ever smaller pieces. When the world fell under the mighty hooves of the Gigacows, erstwhile enemies huddled together in their last moments, reminded too late of their shared humanity.
(I'm sorry I can only interpretat news in apocalyptic by now.)