Firefighter here, true story: last thanksgiving (2017) we responded to a house fire caused by the homeowner deep frying a turkey IN THE KITCHEN. Fortunately we got it under control before it completely destroyed the whole house. Guess what those poor dumbasses did this thanksgiving? The SAME GODDAMNED THING. Two fires due to the exact same set of idiots doing the exact same idiotic activity.
andrewdmc on November 27th, 2018 at 18:19 UTC »
Firefighter here, true story: last thanksgiving (2017) we responded to a house fire caused by the homeowner deep frying a turkey IN THE KITCHEN. Fortunately we got it under control before it completely destroyed the whole house. Guess what those poor dumbasses did this thanksgiving? The SAME GODDAMNED THING. Two fires due to the exact same set of idiots doing the exact same idiotic activity.
AntBkr66 on November 27th, 2018 at 19:31 UTC »
Give it another minute, the juices have to run clear
myredlightsaber on November 27th, 2018 at 19:54 UTC »
Don't be silly, that's aurora borealis.
Your neighbor isn't making turkey, but steamed hams.