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Bertrand-Inksmith on November 25th, 2018 at 00:30 UTC »

“I told you we were raising a pussy!”

rooowdy on November 25th, 2018 at 01:44 UTC »

Jokes on them, my mom knows i'm a virgo

MrDownhillRacer on November 25th, 2018 at 03:27 UTC »

When I had testicular torsion, the doctor asked me if I was sexually active.

"No."

"Have you ever been sexually active?"

"No."

The doctor looks at me for a second.

"That's okay."

Okay, but why did he feel the need to say that specifically?

Oh yes, and I was 23 at the time.