Someone tried to steal one of those tools from the store I work at. Surprised us all that the tool itself set off the alarms and the lady was caught. That was the only item she was trying to steal. Her boyfriend was trying to sneak out with a dewalt drill and a Milwaukee heated coated. I noticed him and followed him. Our company has a reward for catching thieves. I was gonna get $1000 bonus, but corporate decided that her getting busted at the door with the tag remover was what got him caught. Not the fact that I saw him and followed him and alerted lost prevention. Nope, the door sensors caught them and I got a mountain dew and a snickers instead of $1000.
Killer-Barbie on November 21st, 2018 at 20:56 UTC »
As a retail manager, we can hear when you're detagging in the fitting room.
ajsayshello- on November 21st, 2018 at 23:33 UTC »
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put the punchline in the titleSupergazm on November 22nd, 2018 at 00:33 UTC »
Someone tried to steal one of those tools from the store I work at. Surprised us all that the tool itself set off the alarms and the lady was caught. That was the only item she was trying to steal. Her boyfriend was trying to sneak out with a dewalt drill and a Milwaukee heated coated. I noticed him and followed him. Our company has a reward for catching thieves. I was gonna get $1000 bonus, but corporate decided that her getting busted at the door with the tag remover was what got him caught. Not the fact that I saw him and followed him and alerted lost prevention. Nope, the door sensors caught them and I got a mountain dew and a snickers instead of $1000.