Oh man, sometimes I just get off the couch and stretch and I'm like "OH YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD STRETCH YEAH!" and my dogs are like "I DUNNO WHAT'S GOING ON BUT WE'RE ALL HAPPY AND STRETCHING AND STUFF NOW AND YEAH IT FEELS GOOOOOD AND I LOVE YOU MAN AND WE'RE GONNA WIGGLE OUR BODIES AND WE'RE ALL STRETCHING AND YOU SHOULD PET US AND THE WORLD IS GOOD!" And I'm like hell yeah, this is a party, y'all get dog chews.
Soupman3702 on November 21st, 2018 at 04:39 UTC »
I love my dog so much
erst77 on November 21st, 2018 at 05:06 UTC »
Oh man, sometimes I just get off the couch and stretch and I'm like "OH YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD STRETCH YEAH!" and my dogs are like "I DUNNO WHAT'S GOING ON BUT WE'RE ALL HAPPY AND STRETCHING AND STUFF NOW AND YEAH IT FEELS GOOOOOD AND I LOVE YOU MAN AND WE'RE GONNA WIGGLE OUR BODIES AND WE'RE ALL STRETCHING AND YOU SHOULD PET US AND THE WORLD IS GOOD!" And I'm like hell yeah, this is a party, y'all get dog chews.
CadaverAbuse on November 21st, 2018 at 06:39 UTC »
My wife is just like that. That’s why I married her. She always has my back.