Chan Quit Bouncer Ambitions After Tooth Discovery

Authored by contactmusic.com and submitted by WaxMyTaint

Jackie Chan abandoned his dream of becoming a nightclub bouncer after a man's tooth was left embedded in his hand after a nasty scuffle.

The Chinese legend trained in martial arts to help land him a job as a doorman, but after he knocked one man out in a fight and feared he'd killed him, Chan decided to keep his fighting prowess to himself.

And the extent of his killer skills hit home two days after the brawl - when he discovered a tooth was stuck in his knuckles.

He tells Britain's Sunday Mirror, "I believe in peace. I learnt to do martial arts when I was young and I wanted to be a bouncer, but after one particular fight I learnt that if you hurt someone you can actually hurt yourself.

"I had a scuffle with someone and two days later I found out his tooth was still in my hand - I thought there was a problem with my bone. I didn't know if I'd killed the guy or just knocked him down and I was petrified for a whole month. I read the newspapers every day to find out if I'd killed someone."

GorbyThePug on November 18th, 2018 at 03:57 UTC »

You're bleeding!

It's not my blood.

dpcaxx on November 18th, 2018 at 03:49 UTC »

"I read the newspapers every day to find out if I'd killed someone."

Now here is a guy who values journalism.

to_the_tenth_power on November 18th, 2018 at 02:53 UTC »

That's unbelievably badass. It's even more hilarious reading about Chan's reaction to discovering it.

"I believe in peace. I learnt to do martial arts when I was young and I wanted to be a bouncer, but after one particular fight I learnt that if you hurt someone you can actually hurt yourself."

"I had a scuffle with someone and two days later I found out his tooth was still in my hand - I thought there was a problem with my bone. I didn't know if I'd killed the guy or just knocked him down and I was petrified for a whole month. I read the newspapers every day to find out if I'd killed someone."

Oh shit, that's not my bone I'm trying to push back into my hand! It's some poor guy's tooth. Hope I didn't kill him...