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amish_matsuzaki on November 13rd, 2018 at 18:16 UTC »

Reminds me of the bad guy from Dennis the Menace.

RockleyBob on November 13rd, 2018 at 18:41 UTC »

Caveat: the old man must be looking off into the distance. Can't stress this enough. If he is staring right at you while eating an apple with a knife, he is a serial rapist.

-- someone who's never making that mistake again.

wmorris33026 on November 13rd, 2018 at 18:53 UTC »

My third grade teacher did exactly this with me in detention for fighting during recess. Sat there with his foot up on the edge of the trash can. Basically told me to unfuck myself before somebody else did it for me. My step dad had just been sent to Raiford for killing a guy with a sap in a bar fight and I was getting teased about it. Grew up in central Florida in the 60s.