to pass security

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meltedsheetmetal on October 31st, 2018 at 14:09 UTC »

"Excuse me, I have reason to believe that man is dangerous."

"Why?"

"For starters, his name is Ahmed."

"Say no more, we are on it."

cremaglitch on October 31st, 2018 at 14:25 UTC »

Imagine being a buff 6'2 Egyptian dude named Mohammed Avdol

gazm2k5 on October 31st, 2018 at 14:37 UTC »

When I was "randomly selected," it was after the security check. I came out past the security metal detectors and went to get my stuff. I put my belt on and put things back inside my bags, and started walking out. Some security woman with a rifle stopped me and took me aside and started questioning me.

But fucking stupid shit like:

Her: Are you travelling alone?

Me: No I'm with my friends

Her: Well where are they then?

I'm travelling with like 8 others so they're all dotted around going through security themselves or waiting at the end

Me: Some are over there, and there... and there.

Her: Why aren't you with them?

Me thinking to myself: Stay calm... pointing out how fucking retarded she is will only end badly for you.