My old youth pastor got busted for sexual abuse of a minor LMFAOO
edit: And he did try to get "close" to my sisters. But I feel like my constant presence around them indirectly warded him off a bit. I always thought he came off as fake and disingenuous. My aloof ass just thought he was just pretending to be christian for a paycheck... never guessed it was to get closer to teen girls............... lordt
amaezingjew on October 27th, 2018 at 20:37 UTC »
Oh man I hate that this is relatable
BrobearBerbil on October 27th, 2018 at 21:49 UTC »
Credit to /u/hairyhalflingfoot and /u/Im_inappropriate for making this joke together in a comment chain here a few weeks ago.
MGLLN on October 27th, 2018 at 23:44 UTC »
My old youth pastor got busted for sexual abuse of a minor LMFAOO
edit: And he did try to get "close" to my sisters. But I feel like my constant presence around them indirectly warded him off a bit. I always thought he came off as fake and disingenuous. My aloof ass just thought he was just pretending to be christian for a paycheck... never guessed it was to get closer to teen girls............... lordt