Man's wife has a better explanation for where this frog came from.

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FrogmanConfusion on October 26th, 2018 at 17:46 UTC »

I used to work for a water company and once received a call from a very concerned customer who had also found a frog in her toilet.

She was convinced that it must have started off as frogspawn in the reservoir and gradually grew into a frog as it worked its way through the water system and finally ended up in her toilet.

I tried to convince of the very unlikely, if not impossible, chances of it happening because a) it would never get through the filtration system and b) wouldn’t have survived the journey if it did.

She wouldn’t have it through and only ended the call when I agreed to get our ‘Amphibian Extraction Team’ (that she made up and insisted we had) to take a look if she ever found another one.

dihedral3 on October 26th, 2018 at 18:14 UTC »

I feel like she isn't happy about something but, for the life of me, I don't know what. Hmm.....

Generic_Usernam33 on October 26th, 2018 at 19:53 UTC »

"Your Honor, I present to you exhibit A"- as heard during divorce proceedings