RojoCinco on October 27th, 2018 at 01:53 UTC »
The Coast Guard was immediately suspicious when they clocked the turtle doing 73 MPH on the open ocean. Lab tests confirmed the turtle was high on his own supply. It's believed the turtle is part of a shell company for a known cartel.
aNuggetsUncle on October 27th, 2018 at 02:35 UTC »
Its not mine officer I swear! The water blew it into my shell.
Reebs20 on October 27th, 2018 at 03:07 UTC »
Florida btw
RojoCinco on October 27th, 2018 at 01:53 UTC »
The Coast Guard was immediately suspicious when they clocked the turtle doing 73 MPH on the open ocean. Lab tests confirmed the turtle was high on his own supply. It's believed the turtle is part of a shell company for a known cartel.
aNuggetsUncle on October 27th, 2018 at 02:35 UTC »
Its not mine officer I swear! The water blew it into my shell.
Reebs20 on October 27th, 2018 at 03:07 UTC »
Florida btw