mynameismulan on October 22nd, 2018 at 07:20 UTC »
>:( NaCl
:) C8H10N4O2
OwlPacinoHoo on October 22nd, 2018 at 07:49 UTC »
Plants: stay the fuck back we evolved caffeine to fucking KILL YOU
Humans: haha I need my caffeine to function srsly coffee keeps me alive, chocolate cures my depression, I pop caffeine tabs so I don't doze off and kill myself behind the wheel
Plants: wHaT tHe FuCk
Rorschach_Roadkill on October 22nd, 2018 at 08:51 UTC »
Chili: develops capsaicin "yeah try to eat me now sucker" Weird hairless monkey: "Ow it hurts? I want another"
mynameismulan on October 22nd, 2018 at 07:20 UTC »
>:( NaCl
:) C8H10N4O2
OwlPacinoHoo on October 22nd, 2018 at 07:49 UTC »
Plants: stay the fuck back we evolved caffeine to fucking KILL YOU
Humans: haha I need my caffeine to function srsly coffee keeps me alive, chocolate cures my depression, I pop caffeine tabs so I don't doze off and kill myself behind the wheel
Plants: wHaT tHe FuCk
Rorschach_Roadkill on October 22nd, 2018 at 08:51 UTC »
Chili: develops capsaicin "yeah try to eat me now sucker" Weird hairless monkey: "Ow it hurts? I want another"