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Ravernstal on October 12nd, 2018 at 13:31 UTC »

I'm pretty sure Venus runs Node.js.

The probe [Venera 5] sent read-outs every 45 seconds for 53 minutes before finally succumbing to the temperature and pressure at roughly 320 °C (608 °F), 26.1 bar

skeptic11 on October 12nd, 2018 at 13:38 UTC »

Does anyone else find it sad we haven't managed to die on another planet yet?

PUSH_AX on October 12nd, 2018 at 14:46 UTC »

Stars collapse under their own mass when its node_modules folder has more than 50 dependencies.