This pumpkin is definitely alive you stupid little kid : KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb.

Hexoca on October 2nd, 2018 at 23:30 UTC »

Imagine how horrifying it would be to walk down a street with pumpkin corpses lining everyone's front patio, when you are under the impression they are all living creatures.

RojoCinco on October 2nd, 2018 at 20:50 UTC »

That kid was really upset about that damn pumpkin, wait until she finds out Santa kills all his elves after Christmas to save money and just hires new one's every year.

Tufflaw on October 2nd, 2018 at 20:34 UTC »

This kills the pumpkin.