My delivery girl thought I was hot so she texted my number after delivering my food, was going to hookup until I read...

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Sebubba98 on October 2nd, 2018 at 23:14 UTC »

Wow, that red flag is so big that a communist would be jealous

TheL1onHeart on October 2nd, 2018 at 23:16 UTC »

Some back story... This was my pizza delivery girl who was flirting with me at the door, when I put my pizza in the kitchen and got my food I took a look at my phone and to my suprise she texted me asked if I was single and said "wow... youre hot" lol. I thought this was cool and thought why not talk to her, but after an hour of meeting her she was telling me her whole life story. It was complete pity story about how much her life was shit or whatever and that she didnt even pass the 9th grade... which is a red flag to me, she started telling me how she wanted to hookup and I thought why not if thats all she wants. We planned on meeting up and then she starts telling me about her ex and this shit which completely turned me off because I've literally related to this guys situation see my r/ stoicism post. She texted me out of blue today saying to me "she really wants to get gang fucked and she doesn't know why she's telling me this but its a fantasy she has" At this point I realized she was crazy and im in full abort mode... Its all hands on deck abandon ship, welp cant order from that pizza place anymore.

Klamath2046 on October 3rd, 2018 at 02:57 UTC »

‘lol I see’

I’ve never seen so much terror fitted into three such innocuous words.