Michael Flynn was "compromised by the Russian government." Andrew Puzder beat his wife. Ronnie Jackson was a dysfunctional alcoholic. Anthony Scaramucci drunkenly (cokedly? encoked? cockendly? encokendly?) mouthed off to a reporter. Roy Moore was a pedophile, or ephebophile, or hebephile, or whatever hair we're splitting this week. Carter Page was considered a Russian asset by the Russian government. Paul Manafort laundered money as an unregistered foreign agent. Jason Miller slipped an abortion pill into his mistress' drink. Rob Porter beat his past girlfriends. Bill O'Reilly settled six sexual abuse allegations for $45 million. Roger Ailes spent years perving around Fox news.
PositiveFalse on October 1st, 2018 at 14:34 UTC »
My Felon Americans
MaximumEffort433 on October 1st, 2018 at 14:59 UTC »
Repeat after me: Best. People.
Yeah, Donald Trump failed to judge the character of his national security advisor, Michael Flynn.
...and failed to judge the character of his Department of Labor nominee, Andrew Pudzer.
...and failed to judge the character of his White House doctor, Ronnie Jackson.
...and failed to judge the character of his spokesperson, Anthony Scaramucci.
...and failed to judge the character of Alabama Senate candidate, Roy Moore.
...and failed to judge the character of his foreign policy advisor, Carter Page.
...and failed to judge the character of his campaign manager, Paul Manafort.
...and failed to judge the character of his White House aide, Jason Miller.
...and failed to judge the character of his White House aide, Rob Porter.
...and failed to judge the character of his close friend, Bill O'Reilly.
...and failed to judge the character of his close friend, Roger Ailes.
But I bet Brett Kavanaugh is fine.
Cheat sheet:
Michael Flynn was "compromised by the Russian government." Andrew Puzder beat his wife. Ronnie Jackson was a dysfunctional alcoholic. Anthony Scaramucci drunkenly (cokedly? encoked? cockendly? encokendly?) mouthed off to a reporter. Roy Moore was a pedophile, or ephebophile, or hebephile, or whatever hair we're splitting this week. Carter Page was considered a Russian asset by the Russian government. Paul Manafort laundered money as an unregistered foreign agent. Jason Miller slipped an abortion pill into his mistress' drink. Rob Porter beat his past girlfriends. Bill O'Reilly settled six sexual abuse allegations for $45 million. Roger Ailes spent years perving around Fox news.Best. People.
saltytrey on October 1st, 2018 at 15:05 UTC »
I like how it says "and Omarosa".
It's like, "She's so out there, we don't even have to mention any particular event. She's FUBAR from the get go."