Bill Cosby Gets Vanilla Pudding in Jail for First Meal Behind Bars

Authored by theblast.com and submitted by ultraqueso

Things aren’t all bad for Bill Cosby — yes , he’s going to jail, but he’s getting served pudding during his first meal behind bars!

Officials at Montgomery County Jail in Pennsylvania tell The Blast Cosby will be well fed for his first night in the slammer, including a chicken patty with gravy, mashed potatoes, mixed vegetables and an iced tea juice packet. On top of all that, we’re told he will be getting VANILLA PUDDING!

It’s unclear if the pudding will actually be Jell-O, but convicted sex offenders can’t be choosers.

As for what Cosby will be facing over the next few days until he’s transferred to a permanent facility to serve out his sentence, we’re told he will be first searched and offered a shower before changing into prison attire and issued his jail swag.

We’re told Cosby will be receiving:

He will also have his picture taken and fingerprinted before going through a medial evaluation and then finally moved to a housing unit.

look_at_my_posts on September 26th, 2018 at 01:45 UTC »

The first sentence of his Wikipedia article:

William Henry "Bill" Cosby Jr. (/ˈkɒzbi/) (born July 12, 1937) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender.

AnthroBlues on September 26th, 2018 at 01:36 UTC »

The cook said to himself: this is my big moment, the moment I've been waiting for all my life. I've got one shot.

bongokhrusha on September 26th, 2018 at 01:31 UTC »

Imagine reading this headline 10 years ago