My favorite Scary Door skit (now without the credits covering the whole screen)

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vortigaunt64 on September 24th, 2018 at 21:23 UTC »

I've always been partial to "Why should I believe you?! You're Hitler!"

RoRo25 on September 24th, 2018 at 22:45 UTC »

Enclosed is a .pdf attachment, a picture of yourself in a boat on a river. It's a river that flows in two directions. Make that three. It's a magic river. That's how. It is flowing down the eerie canal to... The Scary Door. That's eerie with two Es.

The "It's a magic river. That's how." Kills me every time.

skubaloob on September 24th, 2018 at 23:02 UTC »

Imagine, if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mumbles] but you're not quite sure what he said. [mouth full] He seems to be eating something [normal] or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about... The Scary Door.