Sad because no one wants to take me out ;(

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youdipthong on September 22nd, 2018 at 18:24 UTC »

Do you mean dating or murder?

TorhekTheGreat on September 22nd, 2018 at 20:26 UTC »

Taking your date to a Chinese restaurant and killing her

Iplaynakeder on September 22nd, 2018 at 22:29 UTC »

Dirty Randy: "Whoa! Whoa! Rafi!

Rafi: "What?

Dirty Randy: "What are you doing, man?!"

Rafi: "What, you said take care of the car."

Dirty Randy: "So you lit it on fire?"

Rafi: "That's what 'take care of it' means!"

Dirty Randy: "When I asked you to take care of my mother's cat, is this what you did?"

Rafi: "Of course!"