Republican Platform Statement

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InvaderDem on September 20th, 2018 at 13:53 UTC »

P.S. We ain't paying for that baby after they're born, though. We're fiscally conservative. Should have thought of that before you dressed provocatively. So, pull up your bootstraps. BRB. Getting another tax break.

w00dbark on September 20th, 2018 at 13:57 UTC »

Would make a pleasant yard sign. I’m sure my (mostly conservative) neighbors wouldn’t mind.

Back_To_The_Oilfield on September 20th, 2018 at 14:06 UTC »

I can’t wait to get out of the oilfield and move. And when I do, I’m keeping all the Midland/Odessa news channels on my Facebook. The comments on their posts are so god damn ignorant, but I can’t say shit because I’ll run the risk of losing my job.

But boyyyy, when I move and I don’t have to worry about it I’m gonna set my phone to receive notifications every time there’s a new post and go to fucking town on the people commenting.