PHD in marketing?

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HeyRobin_ on September 16th, 2018 at 13:12 UTC »

I remember when i was a kid and i sold my old toys or something. At the end of the day, i had to throw away most of the toys because nobody bought them, but i didnt care. I was way more proud about my 1 or 2 sold toys!

That guy made the kids day probably

Oogutache on September 16th, 2018 at 15:01 UTC »

My little sister and brother go by the boardwalk and sell lemonade. They were making 100 dollars in just one hour. My little brother serves the lemonade and my little sister talks like an auctioneer and goes out getting people to the lemonade stand. There are no water fountains at the boardwalk and it’s a big tourist destination. It’s also right outside my apartment so they make a lot of money when they sell lemonade. They made more in one day once than my mom did. Made 250 dollars. Some people just gave them a 5 or a 20 and didn’t get any lemonade or just got one lemonade.

ptera_tinsel on September 16th, 2018 at 15:10 UTC »

Last summer I’m out walking in my neighborhood and I passed a little girl, maybe six or seven, out alone in this big yard who wanted me to buy her lemonade. I’m like, “oh sorry sweetie, I’ll have to get cash so maybe on the way back”.

Reddit this child pulled out a nicer smartphone than I’ve ever had a with a Doc Stuffins phone case talmbout “I have a card reader.” and I’m standing there looking for an adult wondering if this Oliver Twist infant is about to steal my credit card info and realizing my rent about to get gentrified.

The lemonade was good and the next morning I see cars pulling over to buy coffees off her.