Never understood why bulldogs are so popular for sports mascots anyway. You think one of those dense motherfuckers could run across a football field without half asphyxiating? No. Think they would be willing to do jack shit in the blazing summer heat? No. Think they can even get laid on their own? NO. These guys are like the antithesis of the athletic animal world.
aaronsxl on September 15th, 2018 at 03:54 UTC »
There is a 40ft mural of this exact bulldog at my grade school. It was founded in 2000, we didn’t have a lot of options.
bacon5234 on September 15th, 2018 at 05:28 UTC »
AH shit, this was my middle school mascot
jennerator88 on September 15th, 2018 at 05:37 UTC »
Never understood why bulldogs are so popular for sports mascots anyway. You think one of those dense motherfuckers could run across a football field without half asphyxiating? No. Think they would be willing to do jack shit in the blazing summer heat? No. Think they can even get laid on their own? NO. These guys are like the antithesis of the athletic animal world.