Always beat your meat before making major life decisions

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8JacksLegendary on September 13rd, 2018 at 19:23 UTC »

Greatest piece of advice ever.

hotgrandma on September 13rd, 2018 at 19:54 UTC »

This saved me $260k once when I was thinking of buying a house. Who wants a house with a bathroom covered in cum?

SLICKEVAN on September 13rd, 2018 at 20:50 UTC »

Pre nut: I'm gonna pay Mia khalifa and Aleix Texas for a threesome.

Post nut: Pay off student loans, Invest, buy a house, a car, and make sure my family is comfortable. save the rest.