A young guy gets paired with an elderly stranger for a round of golf. They're on the fifth green, the old guy is lining up a putt, when they notice a funeral procession passing by the course.
The man backs away from the putt, removes his cap, bows his head for a quick prayer, crosses himself, and then returns to his putt.
After the hole, the young guy says "I'm impressed with your show of respect for the deceased."
Old guy says "Well, we were married for 42 years... Least I could do."
I was in a bar in my mid to early 20's and an early 30's guy told me that the only thing that changes in that time is that doing blow goes from something you do to have fun while you go out to something you do so that you can go out.
brutallamas on September 14th, 2018 at 06:42 UTC »
I once went golfing by myself and this cart pulls up next to me as I'm about to tee off the second hole. Two older gentlemen in their 60's who both had recently retired. They asked if I minded they play along with me so I agreed. They were drunk by the fourth hole and were having the time of their lives. Drinking loads of beer and chain smoking joints like it was going out of style. I've never had so much fun playing golf before.
pinniped1 on September 14th, 2018 at 01:39 UTC »
A young guy gets paired with an elderly stranger for a round of golf. They're on the fifth green, the old guy is lining up a putt, when they notice a funeral procession passing by the course.
The man backs away from the putt, removes his cap, bows his head for a quick prayer, crosses himself, and then returns to his putt.
After the hole, the young guy says "I'm impressed with your show of respect for the deceased."
Old guy says "Well, we were married for 42 years... Least I could do."
Rafaeliki on September 14th, 2018 at 04:38 UTC »
I was in a bar in my mid to early 20's and an early 30's guy told me that the only thing that changes in that time is that doing blow goes from something you do to have fun while you go out to something you do so that you can go out.
brutallamas on September 14th, 2018 at 06:42 UTC »
I once went golfing by myself and this cart pulls up next to me as I'm about to tee off the second hole. Two older gentlemen in their 60's who both had recently retired. They asked if I minded they play along with me so I agreed. They were drunk by the fourth hole and were having the time of their lives. Drinking loads of beer and chain smoking joints like it was going out of style. I've never had so much fun playing golf before.