My Uber driver was a slimmer, cooler, mustached version of myself.

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PissyHipster on September 9th, 2018 at 03:25 UTC »

You guys should do that Parent Trap thing when y'all finish taking everyone's bitch

pat_is_moon on September 9th, 2018 at 04:00 UTC »

The word mustachioed was invented specifically to make situations like this sound cooler.

TAU_equals_2PI on September 9th, 2018 at 04:10 UTC »

Guy could've killed you, shaved off his mustache, ate three bags of cheetos, and taken over your life.