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NoSubrannke on August 31st, 2018 at 12:42 UTC »

If you watch Human Centipede and still end up smashing, is that a good or bad sign for your relationship?

Cuz I ain't eating no poop.

NathanCollier14 on August 31st, 2018 at 14:12 UTC »

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever stolen the Declaration of Independence and found an invisible map on the back of it left by the Free Masons which led you to untold wealth?

KayIslandDrunk on August 31st, 2018 at 14:12 UTC »

Personally I go for Schindler's List while ordering too much Chinese delivery. Just something about staring into those starving eyes while shoving in that eighth wonton really gets my girlfriend going.