Would you like your tortoise to live? $5 please.

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koJJ1414 on August 23rd, 2018 at 18:14 UTC »

I'm worried about the copulating tortoises pictures underneath...

Pagepage220 on August 23rd, 2018 at 18:58 UTC »

I didn’t even realize you could order a tortoise like that. I assumed you could do that with animals like spiders and various other bugs. I’m not sure how I feel about the though of a tortoise having a similar experience.

KhamsinFFBE on August 23rd, 2018 at 19:35 UTC »

Cold-blooded response: Don't pay for any extras, and if it arrives dead, ship it back as DOA and ask for a replacement.

Warm-blooded response: They should guarantee a live animal on arrival, so the extras are likely just bait. It will probably have what it needs to arrive safely, by default. They just don't tell you that.