Pam: I'll be the buyer. Hello, Mr. Schrute, nice to see you. Please have a seat.
Dwight: I never sit down during sales meetings. I want to appear aggressive and imposing. I am going to sell to you in twelve minutes.
Phyllis: No, actually, she'd like to take her time discussing her needs.
Dwight: I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I'm finished, it's over.
Pam: Okay, let's stop here. Anyone have any thoughts?
Dwight: I thought it went great.
Nellie: I have written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?
shlaken on August 18th, 2018 at 00:28 UTC »
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
That's how I became manager.
allkill on August 18th, 2018 at 00:33 UTC »
Assistant to the regional manager
ScenesFromTheOffice on August 18th, 2018 at 02:33 UTC »
Pam: I'll be the buyer. Hello, Mr. Schrute, nice to see you. Please have a seat.
Dwight: I never sit down during sales meetings. I want to appear aggressive and imposing. I am going to sell to you in twelve minutes.
Phyllis: No, actually, she'd like to take her time discussing her needs.
Dwight: I will tell her what her needs are and then fill them. So this is going to work out best for you if you just relax and do nothing. And once I'm finished, it's over.
Pam: Okay, let's stop here. Anyone have any thoughts?
Dwight: I thought it went great.
Nellie: I have written down a few questions. One, have you ever killed a woman? How many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?