I want a bumper sticker with just "Matthew 6:1-8" on it for the irony.
edit: The funny thing is that these are the verses immediately before the Lord's prayer, so it's not like they're hidden and easy to miss. /end edit
1 “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Prayer
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.
8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
ElTacoWolf on August 15th, 2018 at 13:48 UTC »
So many people do this. "Only God can judge me". He did and the verdict is you still a hoe.
Clacimus on August 15th, 2018 at 14:35 UTC »
I saw Veronica jerk a dude off on the dance floor last night, but this morning she’s all 1 Corinthians 13 n’ shit.
frogbreath88 on August 15th, 2018 at 15:04 UTC »
I want a bumper sticker with just "Matthew 6:1-8" on it for the irony.
edit: The funny thing is that these are the verses immediately before the Lord's prayer, so it's not like they're hidden and easy to miss. /end edit
1 “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. Prayer
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.
8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.