Loretta sounds like a savage to me

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bhoff22 on August 1st, 2018 at 18:39 UTC »

Loretta thought it could be frosting and she knows how drying that can be on a beautiful beard that has been recently moisturized with gobs of guy goo

Billy_T_Sherman on August 1st, 2018 at 18:49 UTC »

I’ll occasionally throw my legs back over my head and give myself a facial, but I don’t think I’d ever go to work after that without checking my beard first. If I did miss a spot, I’d appreciate someone pointing it out. Loretta sounds ok to me.

DucksGoQuackQuack on August 1st, 2018 at 22:08 UTC »

Anyone else read “beard” as “bread” and get thoroughly confused?