Jesus got a step-dad 🤔

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velour_manure on August 1st, 2018 at 01:10 UTC »

God was never married and he was his own dad.

Explain that, I'll wait.

MikeOB2 on August 1st, 2018 at 01:37 UTC »

He impregnated Mary as just friends though

Mayfly_Lives_Matter on August 1st, 2018 at 04:41 UTC »

Her name was Asherah.

Until about 400-500 BCE God was always depicted with a wife, named Asherah. After that point, God was only depicted alone. The Bible only refers to Asherah as a false idol.

Essentially God got divorced, and told everyone she was a fake bitch but we only have one side of the story.