THERE'S A NAKED PIC OF ME ON INSTAGRAM. I REPEAT. THERE IS A NAKED PIC OF ME ON INSTAGRAM.
THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU GO TO @INSTAGRAMACCOUNT AND LOOK AT THE PHOTO DATED JULY 18TH 2018 AT ROUGHLY 13:57 YOU WILL FIND THE PIC I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED.
IT'S BETWEEN THE PHOTOS OF ME ENJOYING A NICE STROLL THROUGH A LEAFY PARK, AND ME GETTING A COFFEE FROM MY FAVOURITE MAJOR COFFEE CHAIN THAT TOTALLY ISN'T PAYING ME FOR THE PROMOTION. I MEAN I COULD GET A BRAZILIAN CAFE LATTE FROM ANY PLACE, BUT I CHOOSE MAJOR COFFEE CHAIN BECAUSE THEY USE NATURAL, GLUTEN FREE COFFEE BEANS, HAND PICKED BY SPECIALLY TRAINED BIRDS WHICH ARE THEN ROASTED TO PERFECTION BY THE ARTISAN ROASTER 5000.
BUT I DIGRESS, THE NAKED PICTURE OF ME WAS ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED AND I AM GOING TO DELETE IT SOON.
Young guy in my platoon did this once. I opened up his story because it was the first one I’d seen (back when stories came out) and.. you guessed it. Dick. I let him know and he got it down. Thankfully only half of his old Mexican relatives saw it.
Sco0bySnax on July 19th, 2018 at 00:11 UTC »
HEY TWITTER FOLLOWERS!
THERE'S A NAKED PIC OF ME ON INSTAGRAM. I REPEAT. THERE IS A NAKED PIC OF ME ON INSTAGRAM.
THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU GO TO @INSTAGRAMACCOUNT AND LOOK AT THE PHOTO DATED JULY 18TH 2018 AT ROUGHLY 13:57 YOU WILL FIND THE PIC I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED.
IT'S BETWEEN THE PHOTOS OF ME ENJOYING A NICE STROLL THROUGH A LEAFY PARK, AND ME GETTING A COFFEE FROM MY FAVOURITE MAJOR COFFEE CHAIN THAT TOTALLY ISN'T PAYING ME FOR THE PROMOTION. I MEAN I COULD GET A BRAZILIAN CAFE LATTE FROM ANY PLACE, BUT I CHOOSE MAJOR COFFEE CHAIN BECAUSE THEY USE NATURAL, GLUTEN FREE COFFEE BEANS, HAND PICKED BY SPECIALLY TRAINED BIRDS WHICH ARE THEN ROASTED TO PERFECTION BY THE ARTISAN ROASTER 5000.
BUT I DIGRESS, THE NAKED PICTURE OF ME WAS ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED AND I AM GOING TO DELETE IT SOON.
OMG DON'T LOOK YOU PERVS.
Polarbear0007 on July 19th, 2018 at 01:29 UTC »
Young guy in my platoon did this once. I opened up his story because it was the first one I’d seen (back when stories came out) and.. you guessed it. Dick. I let him know and he got it down. Thankfully only half of his old Mexican relatives saw it.
thecodebelongstome on July 19th, 2018 at 01:39 UTC »
I one time sent a dick pic to my buddy instead of my girlfriend. We never talked about it.........