The Daily Populous

Wednesday July 18th, 2018 day edition

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MOSCOW – The Canadian government has relocated its NAFTA trade negotiations to Russia, a diplomatic maneuver that will eliminate US President Donald Trump as a middleman.

Five Canadian members of the trade mission to save NAFTA diverted their plane from Washington, DC to Moscow after Trump’s press conference in Finland.

“We can end this trade war if we start complimenting the Russian leader on his manliness and ignore how many journalists or opposition leaders he’s killed.”.

Freeland added “there was too much on the line to waste our time on an angry marionette show.”.

“We’re asking Mr. Putin to instruct Mr. Trump to instruct Republicans in Congress to kill Buy American requirements-related bills,” said one unnamed Canadian delegate.

“And maybe replace the US Ambassador to Canada with someone who believes in climate change, but we might have to recognize the Crimea as part of Russia.”.

In an effort to sway the Russian delegation, Freeland and her team plan on greeting their counterparts with a traditional human rights abuse. »

New York City Tap Water Statement

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Tiny crustaceans called copepods have been found in New York City tap water.

New York City, because of the high quality of its water, is not required by the EPA to mechanically filter its water.

It is important to note that in some cases, water containing aquatic micro-fauna is permitted for consumption by Halacha. »

Doctors fear urgent care centers are wildly overusing antibiotics—for profit

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The authors of the analysis—a team of researchers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the University of Utah, and the Pew Charitable Trusts—concluded that interventions for urgent care centers are “urgently needed.”.

Moreover, some doctors fear that overuse in urgent care centers will be tricky to fix.

And doctors at urgent care centers may not have the necessary relationships with patients to talk them out of wanting an antibiotic. »

On Russian state TV, Putin has already won the summit with Trump

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On Russian state television, both of these events have been portrayed as concessions by the United States.

Russian state media are hard at work, praising Putin’s strategy that is finally paying off.

Russian state TV hosts brazenly assert, “Trump is ours,” and joke that the U.S. lawmakers traveled to Russia “to make deals with our hackers, so they can rig the midterms in favor of Trump’s team.” »