Newton's Laws of course show that while you are being pulled towards the Earth, in fact the Earth (however slightly) is getting pulled into you. So being "hit" by a fucking planet is spot on. But also from our understanding of basic science, we really know that the Earth is actually being pulled towards more massive objects, namely OP's mom. So more accurately we'd call this a bitch slap.
reasonweaklabe on July 14th, 2018 at 14:06 UTC »
O-ni-Chan?
Ditius on July 14th, 2018 at 14:09 UTC »
Here are the two posts:
https://reddit.app.link/KrP2SdiYxO
https://reddit.app.link/qqO0LBcYxO
BKNorton3 on July 14th, 2018 at 15:57 UTC »
Newton's Laws of course show that while you are being pulled towards the Earth, in fact the Earth (however slightly) is getting pulled into you. So being "hit" by a fucking planet is spot on. But also from our understanding of basic science, we really know that the Earth is actually being pulled towards more massive objects, namely OP's mom. So more accurately we'd call this a bitch slap.