554,540 ( /2 277,270) children of Thanos for 3 Months!
It's a simple calculation. Original content on Reddit is finite. Upvotes, are finite. Memes, shitposts, bandwidth, server capacity, bots, are all finite. But the subscribers are growing exponentially. Just in the past week, the amount has tripled. Left unchecked, the entire subreddit would have collapse into nothingness.
But we understood the problem. We were willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good. We, the children of Thanos, crafted the bot to remove half the population, gathered the scattered 6 pieces of the subscriber list, and fought off the fierce opposition of u/spez and the Reddit engineers. We did this all to bring about perfect balance to our subreddit, as all things should be.
Those of us who remain would like those who have turned to dust be remembered. Their sacrifice was not made in vain.
And we, the remaining, know our duty. We may have brought balance to our sub, but others still suffer. We shall turn our sights to greater heights, and bring eternal balance to all of Reddit.
You can dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arives.
Written by child of Thanos, /u/Codeskull
NinjaDrop0ut on July 9th, 2018 at 14:00 UTC »
Reddit is celebrating the fact we are going to make their website crash
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