Well on the bright side there's plenty of leg room if you were to cut that sucker's back open, pull out some filling and hide inside. Great for scaring the shit out of people
K. Erickson's review from the Amazon listing cracked me up:
I feel there should have been more emphasis on the lower portion of the teddy bear. The photos mostly show a proportional torso and typically oversized head as is common in large, human-sized teddy bears. Where the emphasis is lacking is in the giant pendulous legs that haunt the lower two thirds of this stuffed freak bear. It appears to be some sort of bipedal giraffe bear hybrid. After we took him out of the box with my daughters, I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory. My daughter tries to hug the bear and she gets trapped in a serpentine mass of bear legs. She won't keep it in her room anymore because her friends won't visit because of the nightmares. Joyfay should sell some sort of amputation and patch kit for parents that want a more desirable short legged bear.
SwissArmyBumpkin on July 6th, 2018 at 11:31 UTC »
Well on the bright side there's plenty of leg room if you were to cut that sucker's back open, pull out some filling and hide inside. Great for scaring the shit out of people
sgt_bad_phart on July 6th, 2018 at 12:20 UTC »
Hollow out the body and wear it like a suit, then scare the shit out of your family or neighbors.
kilopeter on July 6th, 2018 at 12:39 UTC »
K. Erickson's review from the Amazon listing cracked me up: