Worked as a lifeguard for ten years... Kids are beyond stupid. Examples: 1. Pool has been open for three hours, hundreds of people in the pool. Kid comes up to me “is the pool open?” I jokingly told him no and he just sat down and pouted
Pump room has signs saying “authorized access only, staff only, etc” we leave the door open when working in there so guards know where we are should we not respond to a radio alert or whatever. Working in a pipe pit, climb back up the ladder and there’s this six year old just standing there over an open hole smiling at me. Granted I did leave the door open but still... escorted him out and found his parents ignoring their children.
Diving well, 12 feet deep, small child walks up to me, says “I can’t swim” then jumps in, no life jacket or anything.
I love kids but Jesus Christ they are suicidal little idiots
Hattrick06 on June 11st, 2018 at 20:29 UTC »
Titus isn’t lost. So why would they be looking for him? Must be another Titus. Makes sense to me.
megaman1410 on June 11st, 2018 at 20:54 UTC »
Like that scene in Forrest Gump.
"His name's Forrest."
"Like me!"
"I named him after his daddy."
"He got a daddy name Forrest too?"
Bennydhee on June 11st, 2018 at 22:20 UTC »
Worked as a lifeguard for ten years... Kids are beyond stupid. Examples: 1. Pool has been open for three hours, hundreds of people in the pool. Kid comes up to me “is the pool open?” I jokingly told him no and he just sat down and pouted
Pump room has signs saying “authorized access only, staff only, etc” we leave the door open when working in there so guards know where we are should we not respond to a radio alert or whatever. Working in a pipe pit, climb back up the ladder and there’s this six year old just standing there over an open hole smiling at me. Granted I did leave the door open but still... escorted him out and found his parents ignoring their children.
Diving well, 12 feet deep, small child walks up to me, says “I can’t swim” then jumps in, no life jacket or anything.
I love kids but Jesus Christ they are suicidal little idiots