And then a huge box tied to a parachute landed a few feet away with my name stenciled on the side. I opened it and it was filled with kittens and bundles of hundred dollar bills! I found an envelope inside and there was a letter from Elon Musk and he wrote "Congratulations on being totally awesome! Would you like to run Tesla Motors?" I would have, but I'm just too darn busy with all my work at the orphanage and leper colony. BTW, this really happened!
thehelmeted1 on June 12nd, 2018 at 07:33 UTC »
And then, the badge turned into the tardis and I was able to take up my ightful role as Dr who.
IronHansSmithy on June 12nd, 2018 at 07:42 UTC »
I seriously hope this is just a child looking for attention and not some grown ass adult because God damn that was hard to read
The_Safe_For_Work on June 12nd, 2018 at 08:25 UTC »
And then a huge box tied to a parachute landed a few feet away with my name stenciled on the side. I opened it and it was filled with kittens and bundles of hundred dollar bills! I found an envelope inside and there was a letter from Elon Musk and he wrote "Congratulations on being totally awesome! Would you like to run Tesla Motors?" I would have, but I'm just too darn busy with all my work at the orphanage and leper colony. BTW, this really happened!