Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”

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Deemaunik on June 9th, 2018 at 14:49 UTC »

I'm sorry man but he's not really wrong.

n1ckle57 on June 9th, 2018 at 14:52 UTC »

"Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day, because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you. They don’t even have to look at you for long. They’ll just be like, ‘Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at that high wasted man. He got feminine hips.’ And I’m like, ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about.’"

~John Mulaney

LWZRGHT on June 9th, 2018 at 15:01 UTC »

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