*unzips pants*

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Curtissxp10 on May 23rd, 2018 at 12:59 UTC »

Who the fuck calls their dick "meat scepter"

firenest on May 23rd, 2018 at 13:42 UTC »

Was the dick pic from the guy from your class or did you beat him to the punch with a pic of your boyfriend's dick?

raexneol on May 23rd, 2018 at 13:48 UTC »

I think my favorite part of this is “presses hips into air” like it implies that in his mind there’s some sort of dramatic lighting, maybe a heavenly choir, like it’s something even worthy of being presented like that lmao