I swear it'll only take a minute

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el-toro-loco on May 18th, 2018 at 20:31 UTC »

I love doing this with Cards Against Humanity:

To start the game, each player draws ten White Cards. The person who most recently pooped (a form of primitive randomization) begins as the Card Czar and plays a Black Card, face up.

MateDude098 on May 18th, 2018 at 20:43 UTC »

oThErS cAn bUy pRoPeRtIeS oN wHiCh yOu lAnDeD bUt dIdNt pUrChAsE iN mOnOpOlY

PosnerRocks on May 18th, 2018 at 22:34 UTC »

DM, "Overruled. I am god."