TheIowaHawkGuy on April 14th, 2018 at 03:51 UTC »
Read this in Sterling Archers voice. At least the last message
GregoryGoose on April 14th, 2018 at 05:46 UTC »
The man sleeps nearest the door. You tell her this is because you'd be the first to confront an intruder. But really it makes it easier to sneak out for midnight snacks without waking her.
BlameTheNargles on April 14th, 2018 at 06:06 UTC »
I prefer to be as far from the wall as possible. It lowers the skin to spider reachability index.
TheIowaHawkGuy on April 14th, 2018 at 03:51 UTC »
Read this in Sterling Archers voice. At least the last message
GregoryGoose on April 14th, 2018 at 05:46 UTC »
The man sleeps nearest the door. You tell her this is because you'd be the first to confront an intruder. But really it makes it easier to sneak out for midnight snacks without waking her.
BlameTheNargles on April 14th, 2018 at 06:06 UTC »
I prefer to be as far from the wall as possible. It lowers the skin to spider reachability index.