Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.
d0ndada on April 5th, 2018 at 11:15 UTC »
Crypto_Columbus on April 5th, 2018 at 11:30 UTC »
Absolute unit
HR_Dragonfly on April 5th, 2018 at 11:33 UTC »
Pretty sure Mrs. Croc Monster just considers that set up as tupperware with a girl snack inside.
Edit: Okay, okay, the lizard gender.